| mission statement
our mission is to take credit when Rico gets a girlfriend!
our goals and values
we value marriage as something ordained by God as good and holy!
our commitment
we
are committed to bringing joy through stupidity, glee through
abstraction, in short, we will make a greater fool of ourselves than
you would (or could) at our expense for your furtherance. That is our
commitment.
pricing
we
truly value all of our constituents and will work with our constituents to bring about a fair,
honest, and mutually beneficial economic agreement. (Ex. of previous
client: I'll buy a house, and you can live in it, I'll take the
basement.)
testimonials
[forthcoming?]
theme song?
"isn't he lovely..." or however that song goes
Happy Rico? I do hope you are appeased
sincerely,
CFC
(president and founder, Ace Cubano)
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| Rico for you I chose the color scheme entitle "blue moon". I don't think it has any real meaning, but perhaps it has something to do with serenity or somethin.
and stuff!
sincerely,
CFC
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